SPOILARS!!!
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1! avoid the botten, use the grappel feature to go to the right
2! avoid the key, go up
3! wait, 2 traps become harmless if you wait, time you jumps, and, if you are good, you will succeed
4! move to the right of your platform, the boss is mentally retarded and will run into a spike on the left of the platform
5!avoid the ceiling and the small star, make your way to the right, do not jump on the top level and careful of the balls, being as demeaning as they can, they will try to teabag you into the lava, but you can stand on them. Move to the left to succeed
6! use the grapple, if you go in the lava, you will teleport to Santa's holly-jolly-missile testing range, if you touch the coins, you will teleport to an alternate universe where coins and coin bags have taken over the universe and kill anything they touch, move left to be a winear
7! Boss time! go into the yellow fairy as soon as possible to kill the dragen and destroy the fire-ball, now you have a choice, go to the blue fairy to go through the evil, sadistic, real ending, or kill yourself in the lava here to go to the easy, extra ending
8B! If you followed the blue fairies advice, you must now move left while dodging more bawls.
9B! likely, you just died, in this room you have to hold space and go to the right, the floors are fake
10B! Wanna play a little game? as soon as you enter, the floor under you is fake, so move a little to the right, dodge the robot, figuire out the difference between fake and real floor,and move to the right
11B! the final boss' egg, touch it to crack it open and kick it's underdeveloped ass for putting you through all this,
12B! And what was in the egg? an.... android...? WTF ITS FIRING MISSILES AND ITS FULLY DEVELOPED!!! Dodge the missile, and jump into the robot using your NinjaHax0rskilzz! and game over, wait, you wanna know the secret?
8A! You died... your already dead so nothing can kill you, just move to the right.
9A! The dragon sword... a little late
10A! OMG! ITS THE FINAL BOSS! ITS... ITS... an aquarium. touch the fish to kill it.
11A!Oh, you think it's done? It's the secret ending? oh... no, the super secret ending is in the room to the right of you, farewell, cheaters...
- Mood:
Teasing - Listening to: rickroll(wishing i had put it in my game)
- Reading: ferenheit451
- Watching: The computer, duh
- Playing: my game
- Eating: apples
- Drinking: OJ